Its geography day in Mr. Andrew's first grade class. Each student has to stand up and answer questions in front of their peers. Mr. Andrews, who has a very thick southern accent, addresses the first student.
"Beth, would you a-stand up and answer this a-question: what's the a-capital of a-Russia?"
"Moscow" she replies.
Each student answers their questions until the last student to go is Greg. Greg is notorious for having severe stage fright.
"Alright a-Greg: what do ya call a-someone from a-Europe?" asked the teacher.
There is a long pause. Greg grows increasingly nervous and his face becomes bright red. His knees begin to shake until finally, the teacher says to him, "Greg, European.
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