"After long deliberation and taking into account the evidence brought forth by the prosecution as well as the accounts of the eye-witnesses, not to mention the lack of any sensible argument or indeed the utter absence of remorse from your side, the jury has unanimously found you guilty on all counts and accordingly has decided to impose the maximum punishment of 30 years of imprisonment on you ", the judge said, as he announced the decision to the accused.
"So what are your views on the verdict?", the law teacher later asked the group of students that had witnessed the proceedings
"In my opinion", replied James with a look of disapproval on his face, "the sentence was too long"
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