Define the lecturer
Teacher to Student: Can you define the lectu...
Teacher Jokes
What's an English teacher's favourite cereal?
Synonym Grahams
Teacher
My teacher pointed to me with the ruler and sai...
The fat cow
Teacher: Okay children, what does the chicken g...
A teacher is teaching.
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"...
I had an awkward moment with my english teacher.
Apparently pathetic fallacy has nothing to do w...
A Chinese guy, Japanese guy, and Vietnamese guy are in an English class...
Teacher: I want you to create a sentence using ...
Geometry
Johnny was in class when his teacher asked him...
How small you are in the universe
In class there is a sub in class and is talking...
I've slept with every school teacher I've ever had.
Yep, home schooling has its perks.
Why did the Polar bear struggle in geometry class?
Because the teacher was a Cartesian bear.
I’m writing a rebuttal for a coming inter-class debate and planning to use Manchester United’s defence as an analogy, but my teacher says it doesn’t even stand a chance.
I’m writing a rebuttal for a coming inter-class...
School assignment
One day in elementary school, a young boy was l...
Teacher to Student
Why are you looking at the monkey outside the w...
Is a Computer a Male or Female?
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class t...
Chemistry Students will understand
An AP Chemistry class is listening to their tea...
Little Johnny makes class awkward again
Teacher asks kids to come up and draw something...
The boy with the swollen lip
One day, a kid went to school with a swollen li...
A third grade teacher addresses her class
..."alright class" she says, "before I let you ...
A joke my religion teacher told to our class
Roses are red,
Violets are blue-ish,
If it wasn...
Good morning class, science is our lesson for today.
Teacher: What is science?
Student: Me Ma'am! Me...
The little rascals are having a spelling test.
The teacher calls on Buckwheat and gives him th...
Two brothers in a village
So there were two brothers who lived in a littl...
What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She grated it.
A very innocent question
Son: Dad, I got punished in school today
Dad: W...