My math teacher said I was average.
How mean!
Teacher Jokes
Math joke
My Calculus teacher told me:"Degrees are essent...
Student: Could I be trouble for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Student: Good, becaus...
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention...
A teacher is teaching a class and she sees tha...
An aliens offspring comes home from school crying...
He asks the child: "What is wrong my alien chil...
Osama Bin Laden's son comes home from school crying...
*sniffs*
"Dad, the teacher at school asked us ...
A new teacher tries to make use of her psychology courses...
A new teacher tries to make use of her psycholo...
Did you hear about the geometry teacher who tried to take a selfie?
It was a protracted process but eventually he f...
A boy walked into class 20 minutes late and really high.
My teacher asked him why he was so late and h...
A High School student with a low I.Q.
The English teacher was trying to gain order an...
Osama Bin Laden's son comes home from school crying...
He asks him: "What's wrong son, what happened?"...
What to do during earthquakes...
Teacher: Class, what should you do if there is ...
What's your favourite animal?
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, ...
A Teacher asked for the chemical formula for water
Teacher: Alright so what is the chemical formul...
A teacher asks her class what the chemical formula for water is...
Boy: "HIJKLMNO!"
Teacher: "What on earth are y...
I was let down in life by two people
My mum, my dad and my maths teacher
Einstein and Hitler
Teacher: You! Stupid at your age Einstein revea...
A joke my Friday mosque teacher told me...
There was a preschool.
There was Billy, and Bi...
My first sexual experience was my teacher.
Sadly, I was home Schooled.
Kid to his teacher
Kid to his teacher: Miss, where do children com...
My teacher told me to repeat what I'd just been taught in my own words.
So I rebfufna alrjfjd wbtfutcnd quurnfodp snrjf...
Blatant racial discrimination with a twist of truth.
First grade class in Brooklyn comes in from rec...
A professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his home leaked.
He called a plumber. The plumber came the next...
When you Spanish teacher asks if you know any Spanish
Soy un perdedor! I'm a loser baby, so why don't...
My kindergarten-aged daughter...
Suddenly announced just before school that she ...