Teacher: "OK Sarah, what's your sentence with contagious?"
Student: "Our neighbour is painting his house w...
Teacher Jokes
Down in Jackson, Mississippi, three boys arrived in school late.
Down in Jackson, Mississippi, three boys arrive...
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can ...
Teacher vs student
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?...
Three math teachers are talking about their favorite kinds of angles
The first one says, "I like right angles, they ...
[NSFW] Oblivious Spanish Teacher
Our Spanish 3 teacher came from Costa Rica and ...
I was nervous my first day in, so I walked up to the toughest guy in the cafeteria and knocked him out...
but I lost my job as a middle school teacher
What did the math teacher tree say to the music teacher tree?
Nice log rhythms
My teacher told me that I am unique
But when I told my mom what my teacher said she...
So my biology teacher asked me what are in cells...
I said "black people" and somehow that wasn't r...
Osama bin Laden's son comes home crying from school:
He asks him: "What's wrong son, what happened?"...
Bin Laden's son came home crying
Bin Laden asked: why are you crying son?
Teach...
Little Johnny
Little Johnny's teacher asks him to make a sent...
Osama Bin Laden's son comes home from school crying...
He asks him: "What's wrong son, what happened?"...
9/11, Perfect day to make an insensitive repost
Osama bin Laden's son came home from school cry...
Little Timmy is asked by his teacher " Timmy how do you spell school?"
Timmy responds " S K O O L ".....
The teacher s...
Little Johnny
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may sta...
Farm kid writes letter home after joining Marines....
Dear Ma and Pa:
I am well. Hope you are. Tell ...
Did you hear about the Math teacher who is afraid of negatives?
He will stop at nothing to avoid them
Once upon a time
Once upon a time ..a small boy named Peter live...
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.
"Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a ...
A teacher wants to make sure non of her students feel stupid...
So she walks to the front of class and says " i...
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the m...
How did the english teacher know his student was pregnant?
She started missing periods
Teacher:"The law of conservation of mass states that
Teacher: The law of conservation of mass states...