An aliens offspring comes home from school crying...

He asks the child: "What is wrong my alien child?"

The child replies: "The teacher asked the class what the tallest building in the earth city of New York is, and I got the answer wrong."

"Why, what did you answer?", Asked the alien father.

The child says: "The Empire State Building."

The alien concludes: "Don't worry my little zergling, pappy will take care of it."

Because jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams.

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