First grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess.
The teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at recess?"
Sarah says, "I played in the sandbox."
The teacher says, "That's good, now go to the Blackboard and if you can spell 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."
She does and gets a cookie. The teacher asks Morris what he did at recess.
Morris says, "I played with Sarah in the sandbox."
The teacher says, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the Blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."
Morris does and gets a cookie. The teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at recess.
He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Morris, but they threw rocks at me."
The teacher says, "They threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can spell 'blatant racial discrimination' on the Blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie.
Mustaffa then proceeds to write 'Donald Trump' on the Blackboard. He then receives his cookie.
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