A joke my Friday mosque teacher told me...

There was a preschool.

There was Billy, and Billy *really* had to pee.

Billy: "Ms. Crotchet, can I *please, pretty please,* use the bathroom?"

Ms. Crotchet: "Yes, you may Billy, but first, you have to say your ABCs."

Billy: "A.. B.. C.. D.. E.. uh, G? No, it's F.. then it's G.. H.. I.. J.. K.. L.. N? I think?.. then M.. oh, no, here's N.. O.. Q.. R.. S.. T.. U.. V.. W.. X.. Y.. Z."

Ms. Crotchet: "That was lovely, Billy. However, you've missed a P."

Billy: "That's because it's running down my leg."

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