In school one day
In school one day, the teacher decided that in ...
Teacher Jokes
Phantom energy
So, our science teacher was teaching us about p...
Whoever answers my next question can go home
A teacher says to his class: Whoever answers my...
My maths teacher is like a line that touches a point on a curve
He goes on a tangent but he always gets to the ...
Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teache...
Joe fails his third test of the semester.
His teacher meets with his mother after school ...
A scientist, a doctor and a janitor discover an old lamp...
The scientist rubs the lamp and sure enough a g...
so that's the reason
Why did the physics teacher break up with the b...
Teacher tells his students he has a small quizzy he would like them to do.
A student looks at the quizzy and says," If thi...
My sister is a theater teacher and asked her class, "What would the world be like without theater?"
One of her students replied, "Well, Abraham Lin...
A student is called on to answer a question...
The teacher shows a map on the board,
"Ok clas...
One day in class, a teacher asked her students to do a homework assignment.
One day in class, a teacher asked her students ...
A teacher does a quiz with her class.
She asks the children:" So guys what walks on f...
When my kid wasn't able to tell his teacher what 12 x 12 was...
CPS came and took him away. A classic case; I s...
Teacher: Kids, what does the fluffy chicken give you?
Students: Eggs!
Teacher: Very good! Now what do...
Tyrone first day at 1st grade
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes h...
Why did the Chemistry teacher give every student Sodium Hydroxide at the beginning of every semester?
So they'd have a strong base for their lessons
The Cushmaker
On Johnny's first day of school, Ms. Patrick as...
SCOTCH ??
On the first day of school, the children broug...
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and besid...
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One b...
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher told him it was a piece of ...
Hey son, what did you get in math last year?
My teacher was so unsanitary. I got pinkeye, wh...
We didn't know what to expect when we were told we had a new algebra teacher...
he really was an unknown quantity.