Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

Teacher asks class: "use the word Dandelion in a sentence"

Teacher asks class: "use the word Dandelion in ...

Good, bad, worse

Good: I slept with my teacher after prom last n...

Today in class we were sayin synonoms..

And my friend said "Donald Trump and Idiot!". M...

Tommy's grandfather

Miss Caroline's 6th grade world history class i...

A teacher asked her 6th Grade class how many of them were Trump fans...

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of...

When A Teacher Asks You If You Did Your Homework

Teacher: Did you do your homework?
Student: Did...

A Very Funny beautiful girl was a college student.

Once Very Funny Girl comes late to class.

Teac...

My English teacher said that nothing rhymes with orange.

There was a young man who had nothing,

Until o...

How does a chemistry teacher pick up girls?

"Hey baby, wanna head back to my place and form...

A teacher is giving her kindergarten class a spelling test.

She asks a boy named Paul to spell the first wo...

The teacher asked little Johnny a question...

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 ca...

Back at school, I had a weird geometry teacher.

He had warts all over his nose, and they had to...

I told my teacher to tell a joke

He said "Want me to announce your grades?"

A teacher reminds her class for tomorrow's exam

A teacher reminds her class of the yearly test ...

A new student at school enters the classroom...

As the class gets settled in, the teacher asks ...

Little Timmy's english lesson...

...was about food today.

"Good morning class" ...

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A primary school class has just returned to sch...

A teacher asks her class...

"Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood's gi...