Sentence from a schoolboy's weekly composition class essay - "My cat just had seven kittens. They are all communists". Sentence from same boy's composition the following week...
Sentence from a schoolboy's weekly composition class essay - "My cat just had seven kittens. They are all communists". Sentence from same boy's composition the following week...
- "My cat's seven kittens are all capitalists". Teacher reminds boy that previous week he had said the kittens were communists. "But now they have opened their eyes" replies the child.
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