Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

Teacher: whoever answers .............

Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can ...

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I"

Student: I is the.... Teacher: Stop! Never put ...

A English teacher says to a African student..

"okay you're doing really good with your Englis...

My science teacher taught us about gravity today.

It was such a heavy subject to take...

My teacher pointed at me with......

My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and sai...

Guitar teacher joke

One of my guitar students wants me to teach him...

Finding a job is difficult...

I started at the orange juice factory but could...

A student walks up to their teacher.

Student: "Teacher, would you ever get mad at me...

A teacher is working on word problems with her students

A teacher is working on word problems with her ...

What do my wife and my math teacher have in common?

They both love to create problems that I am app...

So there's a teacher..

One day the teacher decides to skip work & cut ...

History class

During history class at a German school, a youn...

A science teacher stood in the front of the class and asked...

"Children, if you could have one raw material i...

My teacher yelled at me for saying "black paint."

Apparently, in Spanish class we're supposed to ...

The sky is the limit for all of you.

Teacher: The sky is the limit for all of you.

...

My computer teacher reminds me a lot of Donald Trump

Honestly! He really is. This one time when we w...

Bored on lunch, here's one I tell often.

Two hillbilly kids.. Darla and Buckwheat are at...

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

A Steel Mill Needed More Workers...

My teacher was telling our class how in the Ohi...

Teacher: "Kids, what does the fluffy chicken give you?"

Students: Eggs!

Teacher: "Very good! Now what ...

The story of Tyrone

When he was in school none of his classmates li...