A teacher reminds her class of the yearly test tomorrow.
"And remember class, there is no excuse for missing the test tomorrow, not a hurricane, not a funeral, not a nuclear attack, nothing!"
Little Johnny in the corner then pipes up and says
"What would happen if I came into class suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?
The whole class bursts into laughter. The teacher walks up to Johnny and smiles and says
"I'd guess you'd have to write the test left-handed."
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