Blueberry Hill
Class was starting, and the teacher was taking ...
Teacher Jokes
H to O
Teacher: Billy, tell me the periodic for water....
School, School, School!
Science Teacher: Now, now class settle down. To...
My substitute teacher had diarrhea...
She couldn't control her Pewp Hole.
Why was the orchestra teacher angry?
Her students were pizzing her off.
Math class
Teacher asks Johnny:
"Imagine you have $200. A...
Why was the teacher cross eyed?
Because he couldn't control his pupils.
A mother takes her three son’s to enroll in school. The teacher asks.
A mother takes her three son’s to enroll in sch...
The french note
A guy was going on a vacation to France. He was...
Teacher: Today's topic is DEMOCRACY Teacher: What is Democracy?
Students: Today's topic.
Little Johny To Teacher
Little johny was sitting in class doing maths p...
I'm eating that p*ssy
Teacher asked, Why is your cat with u in school...
The substitute teacher's eyes were crossed
She couldn't control her pupils.
The English Teacher in India
Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an...
Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?
Because he was Haydn
My maths teacher just told us a mean joke...
I thought he was a coMedian.
A teacher asks her student a question...
"if there's two birds on a power line and someb...
Bored Proctologist
A Proctologist who got tired of his profession ...
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
Because he was an arsonist.
My teacher told me if I slept with her I'd get an A for the semester.
I love being homeschooled
A rabbi is on his deathbed...
...and a friend asks him if he has any last req...
The teacher asks the class to use a sentence with the words defense and defeat.
The Mexican rasies his hand and says, "I jumped...
It's 2018. A student insults his teacher, "without us, you wouldn't have a job!"
The teacher looks him in the eye, and says "wit...
My math teacher called me average...
How mean