A new student at school enters the classroom...

As the class gets settled in, the teacher asks the new student to introduce himself to the other students.

"Hello, my name is Buttitches, nice to meet you all."

Giggles are heard amongst the other students. The teacher, clearly unamused, asks the student again, what his name is. He repeats, "Buttitches." The teacher then tells the student she will not deal with such inappropriate behavior and sends him to the principal's office. Upon his arrival, the principal, unfamiliar with the new student, asks for his name.

The student responds, "My name is Buttitches."

The principal, an old stern man, does not take kindly to class clowns. He asks the student again what his name is under the threat that if he lies, he will be sent home for the day for inappropriate behavior.

The student responds, "I am Buttitches, sir."

The principal is angered and, in a flurry, calls the boys mother and explains he is suspended for the day for disrupting the classroom and lying. The principal gets off the phone with the mother, she told him that she would pick up her son across the street from the school.

The boys mother arrives. As the boy is crossing the street he is hit by a car. His mother immediately gets out of her car and rushes over, screaming, "Buttitches, oh, Buttitches. My poor Buttitches!"

A man walking on he sidewalk at the time stops to look at the woman and yells, "Then scratch it lady!"