A boy went up to a teacher and asked to go to the restroom. She said for him to say his ABC's. He said, "ABCDEFG,HIJKLMNO, QRS,TUV,WX,Yand Z."So the teacher asked him, "Wheres your "P"?"He said, "Running down my pants!!!!!!!!!"
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