This was voted unanimously by the office staff as the answering machine message for the school!Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting the right staff member, please listen to all your options before making a selection:To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1To make excuses for why your child did not do his work - Press 2To complain about what we do - Press 3To cuss out staff members - Press 4To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5If you want us to raise your child - Press 6If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7To request another teacher for the third time this year - Press 8To complain about bus transportation - Press 9To complain about school lunches - Press 0If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable/ responsible for his/ her own behaviour, class work, homework, and that it's not the teachers fault for your child(ren)'s lack of effort, hang up and have a nice day!
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