In court because I drove through a red light, I told the judge that I was a schoolteacher, and asked that my case to be heard immediately so I could get back to my class. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "Madam, I"ve waited years to have a teacher in this court," he said. "Now sit down at that table and write, 'I went through a red light' 500 times."
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