Some shorties...one rude :)


Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children?
A: When his wife got hot, he beat her with a shovel.


Q: Why don't they let government workers look out the window in the morning?
A: So they will have something to do in the afternoon.


A girl criticized my apartment so I knocked her flat.


The first civilian on the shuttle was an English teacher. Now she's history.

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