It was my daughter Leahs orientation day at kindergarten.The teacher showed the different stations and asked the kids to pick one to play at,at that point Leah picked the kitchen and four young chaps followed.The boys each found a chair and sat at the table and Leah proceeded to cook them an elaborate plastic dinner all enjoyed and rubbed their tummies mmmmmmm said one boy wheres the dessert Leah rolled her eyes (she had about enough of this kitchen stuff i guess) but went ahead and made them somthin for dessert.The boys wiped there mouths and at that point got up from the table thanked her and said they had to go to work.Well little leah blocked the exit way stood taller than Id ever seen her,pointed sternly at the sink and said not so fast...DISHES!!!!!!!!
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