Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

An "F" in


One day when he was young, My Friend Herb retu...

Why Keep Quiet


A Sunday school teacher asked her little child...

First Grade Proverbs


A first grade teacher collected well known pro...

Blonde Teacher


A blonde was being a substitute teacher for he...

Uncle Ted


One day at the end of class Little Johnny's te...

Bush or Kerry


There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She a...

Kid's Wisdom


Never trust a dog to watch your food. -Patrick...

Teaching a Bunch Hooligans


A young female teacher was giving an assignmen...

Abc's of School


Johny was in kindergarden. He had to use the r...

Yo momma


I wont talk about your momma, I'll talk about ...

Things You'll Never Hear in Church


1. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew. ...

Garters


A young female teacher was giving an assignmen...

Laughter Galore !!!


Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handb...

Bobby's In Trouble


Bobby was in kindergarten. "For homework, I wa...

Fun Things to Do on a Paper You Don't Care About


1. Type every word in a different font. Altern...

ABCP


On day there was a boy at school. He needed to...

Period


The kindergarten class had a homework assignme...

Report Card Truths: How to Decode a Report Card


1. COMMENT ........................... 2. INT...

Duck sentence.


TEACHER: "Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense,...

Leader of the HMO


Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher an...

The storyteller


One day, Hannah the teacher is reading out lou...

Literature


On a literature lesson the teacher asks the ki...

Bitter End


Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, gi...

Maths


what did the maths teacher do when he got cons...

Clinton Fan


There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She a...