Report Card Truths: How to Decode a Report Card


1. COMMENT ........................... 2. INTERPRETATION


A born leader .......................... Mafia "Godfather" type


Easy going .......................... Lazy


Lively nature .......................... Thoroughly disruptive


A sensitive child .................... Never stops whining


Helpful .............................. Pest


Reliable ............................. Informs on classmates


Co-operative ......................... Teacher's pet


Difficulty forming stable relationships .. I can't stand him
either


Self confident ....................... Cheeky little s.o.b.


Friendly ............................. Never shuts up


Easily distracted ............... Has not produced a decent
piece
of work all year


Needs encouragement ............... Thick as a brick


Is easily upset ................. Spoiled rotten


Clever with hands ............... Light fingered


Reads well aloud ................ In love with his/her voice


Inclined to day dream ............ In one ear and out the other


A quiet child ................ Lacks self confidence and
initiative


A solitary child ............... Personal hygiene problems


A vivid imagination ............ Never short of an excuse


Open to suggestion .............. No mind of his own


An inquisitive mind ............ Caught playing doctors and
nurses


Popular with classmates ......... Brings in obscene reading
material


Easily influenced .............. The class fallguy


Expresses himself clearly ....... Swears like a trooper

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