I wont talk about your momma, I'll talk about your daddy.
Your daddy is so fat that when his teacher said he sits beside
everybody, HE SITS BESIDE EVERYBODY!
But hes still not as fat as your momma!
When your momma sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
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