Teacher Jokes

Teacher Jokes

Caring husband


The room was full of pregnant women and their ...

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?


One goes "CHOO CHOO" and the other goes "SPIT ...

Footballers


why did the soocer teacher give his team light...

Democrat Pups


One day a teacher announced to her 1st grade c...

Little Johnny


The kindergarten class had a homework assignme...

Blue berry hill


theres two guys and a gurl at school one guy w...

Alphabet For Homework


One day when jimmy was at school, the teacher ...

One Tough Teacher


A school teacher injured his back and had to w...

Not interested!


Q: what do you call a person who keeps talkin...

Strange Computer


For a computer programming class, I sat direct...

You know?


Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of...

Big hands


TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand an...

First Grade Teacher


A first grade teacher was a die-hard Colorado ...

You know you're a Teacher if...


You think people should be required to get a g...

Little Johnny


A teacher asks her class, ' If there are 5 bir...

Arithmetic


TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked y...

kid at school


kid at school


ok theres this kid and his t...

Animal Sounds


In a New York City school, a teacher says "Stu...

Yo momma


Your momma so black, when she went to night sc...

Lollipops


An elementary school teacher, well versed in e...

THE LOCK


The temporary Sunday school teacher was strugg...

"I guess you'd be eating alone"


The teacher of the earth science class was lec...

Robo Teacher


A school teacher injured his back and had to w...

Bart Simpson's Punishment


The opening credits of "The Simpsons" shows Ba...

Blondes and School


Why did the blonde coed sleep with a mexican??...