Tim a six year old sees his fellow six year old friend Eric at the playground. Eric's wearing a brand new Spider-man watch.
Tim: Cool watch! Is that new?
Eric: Yea my dad bought it for me yesterday.
Tim: Why? Was it your birthday?
Eric: No...yesterday, Him and my mom went into the bedroom, and I could hear wrestling noises, so I went in, and they were both naked, my dad got real angry and screamed at me so I ran into my room and cried all evening. Well he came in at night had said he was really sorry, and bought this watch for me!
Tim: Neat!
A week later, Tim sees his parents go into their bedroom and close the door. Moments later he hears "wrestling" noises. He barges in and finds his parents on top of each other, completely naked.
Tim's Father: Tim! What the hell!??!!
Tim: I-WANT-A-WATCH!!!
Tim's Father: Oh...alright...well pull up a chair then.
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