"Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who run in front of car get tired."
"Passionate kiss is like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly."
"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give girlfriend upright organ."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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