An elderly snake couple dies in a horrific traffic accident.
Their grown children, while planning the funera...
Snake Jokes
What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?
Sneakers.
Huehuehue.
Three baby's in a mothers womb (REPOST)
Three babies are in their mother's womb. One of...
A boy walked in on his mom showering...
A boy walked in on his mom showering one day, w...
How do you know Adam and Eve weren't Chinese?
They would have eaten the snake
A snake walks into a bar
And the bartender asks "How did you do that?"
A snake was going down the street,
when he tripped, and fell down...
What do you call a limp snake?
An ereptile dysfunction.
Snake and the lizard
Did you hear about the snake and lizard? Turns...
Snake and the lizard
Did you hear about the snake and lizard? Turns...
The tale of Noah, his ark and 2 mathematical snakes
The floods had just receded following the great...
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.
Baa-dum-Tsss.
A Sheep, a Drum, and a Snake fall off a cliff
Baa-Dumm-Tsss
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff.
"Baa-Dum-Tss"
Why did Snake walk into the bar?
Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth...
Selling a python
Paddy was selling his pet python on eBay.
Some ...
What is Metal Gear's Snake's secret?
There's a Solid, Liquid, and Solidus Snake. It ...
What water does Snake drink?
Big Voss.
A Guy named Billy
A guy Named Billy
Had a 10ft willy
and took it ...
Father and son at the zoo...
A boy goes to the zoo with his father. They’re ...
So a sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a hill
Ba-dum-tiss
A sheep, a drum, and a snake walk into a bar...
Ba-dumm-tsss
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff...
Baa-Dumm-Tss