Two kids are walking in the forest, and happen to be talking about snake bites. One kid says, "Did you know that if a snake bites you out here, one of the only ways to get rid of the venom is by cutting a hole in the bite and sucking it out". Later while sleeping, one of the kids gets bitten by a snake and the other kid asks him to show where the bite is. The kid says, "ITS BACK HERE HURRY". The other kid says to him, "I'm sorry to say this, but your going to die"
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