There once lived a village of snakes ran by a prestigious viper snake. He looked after every single member of his village. He helped them cultivate the crops, look after the young ones, and any other service that needed to be taken care of. As time went on, the village changed into a more industrial setting. A group of businesses, ran by the infamous leopards, known as the Association of Private Australian Corporations(APAC) worked its way to power. These businesses were evil in the eyes of the viper. He despised everything the leopards were for. The business were constantly changing hands. They were letting new businesses into their association while kicking others out. This drama ravaged the village, causing mayhem to the fellow snakes, and angered viper. It continued for years and years and years. The leopards grew elder. With their age came sickness, yet they continued to rule over the village. Their greed enabled them to power through illness and helped them acquire skilled doctors to cure them. Viper knew the leopards were power hungry and only wanted money. He proposed a plan and worked for seven days and seven nights creating large signs, striking against the corporations. The very next day he charged down to the headquarters and shouted and screamed while flailing his signs around. He gathered the attention of masses of citizens to stir up a revolution against the leopards
Long story short,
leader viper picketed A.P.A.C. of sick old leopards.
Thought of this during my exam, figured it was worth writing down.
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