Meta Knight finds Solid Snake filling Peach's Castle with high explosives, and decides to... help out... by slashing the bombs. The castle goes up in smoke and flames, leaving ruins in its wake - and one charred masked puffball.
Fox and Wolf immediately take notice:
"FOX NEWS: Peach's Castle now broken. As is Meta Knight."
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