Two Snakes are eating peacefully until Snake 1 starts to panic suddenly. Snake 1 turns to snake 2 and asks "Hey, quick, are we venemous?"Snake 2 replies "No, I don't believe we are, why?" Snake 1 says "Well, I hope you're right because I just bit my lip!"
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