Snake Jokes

Snake Jokes

Mommy and Daddy


A little boy about the age of 5 walked in on h...

The Trouser Snake


=> NAME: *Expecteria Trouserius* (Trouser S...

Nuts!


One day two seasoned hunters took a rookie to ...

Hunting is always interesting!!


One day a little boy and his dad decide to go ...

Little boy


A little boy says "mom can I take a shower wit...

I'll Give You A Cookie


One day Johnny and Katie were outside playing ...

Purchase problems


A little old lady went to the grocery store to...

HOW TO WRITE GOOD


HOW TO WRITE GOODby Frank L. ViscoMy several y...

Snake lights and bushes


once there was a boy who wanted to take a show...

This might make you a red neck or a neggar or mexican


If you are laughing for hours with your friend...

Don't know


What would you do if you had a condom with a h...

No Fishing Bait


Having arrived at the edge of the river, the f...

Misunderstood people


1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They ...

What and who am I?


A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair ...

Rabbit and the Snake

A little blind rabbit and a little blind snake ...

Snake and a Kangaroo

Q: What do you get when you cross a snake and a...

Garden Snakes are DANGEROUS!

I suggest you sit down and relax before reading...

A Short History Of Medicine

Nothing has really changed, even though we thin...

What Type of Snake

There where two snakes talking.

The 1st one...

Street Name

"I'd like the number for Christine Smith in Ric...

Grammar Rules

1) Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
2) ...

Accidents

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance...

Watch Out For that Snake

What do snakes use for birth control?

An Ana...

A Few One Liners

Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because ...

New Military Weapon

3 men sell their bodies to science, for an exsp...