Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.
What do you call a bright, sunny day that comes after two cold, cloudy days? Monday.
A snake slithers into a bar. The barman says, "I can't serve you, you obviously can't hold your drink."
Which side of a chicken has the most feathers? The outside.
Two parrots on a perch. One says, "Do you smell fish?"
An eel slithers into a bar. The barman says, "I can't serve you, you're legless."
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