Hunting is always interesting!!

One day a little boy and his dad decide to go deer hunting.
While in the woods the father spots a deer and tells his son to
stay put and not to make any noise because he would scare the
deer away so the little boy agrees and the father moves on. All
of a sudden the father hears a scream and goes back to see what
is goin on his son is sitting there and the father asks I
thought I told you to be quiet or you would scare the deer away.
He says dad I was fine when that bear walked by and when that
snake slithered across my foot, but when those two squirrels
crawled up my pant leg and said should we take them now or later
I got a little worried.