A little boy says "mom can I take a shower with you?" She says " yes if you dont look up or down" so they got in the shower and the boy looks up"What are thoughs?" he says "They must be head lights" then he looked down and said"whats that,it must be a garage" The next day the little boy says "daddy can I take a shower with you?" he said "yes but dont look down" so when he got in the shower he looked down. "Whats that? it must be a snake." That night he asked "mommy daddy can i sleep with you?" "they sai "yes but dont look under the covers" so he looked and yelled "Mommy turn on your headlights the snakes going into the garage!!!"
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