One day Johnny and Katie were outside playing in the sand box
when Johnny's mother called him in for lunch. Katie said Johnny
can i eat over and he said No, she said i'll give u a cookie
Johnny said OK. Then Johnny got called in 4 a bath. Johnny can I
take a bath with u?
No and once again she said I'll give u a cookie, OK. Then he was
going to bed when she said Johnny can I sleep over No I'll give
u a cookie OK. The next morning Johnny woke up in the Emergency
Room and he asked what happened? katie replied " Your snake spit
at me so I bit it's head off!"
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