New Year's Resolutions For Internet Junkies


1. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 7 e-mail addresses.


2. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife.


3. I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.


4. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.


5. I resolve to back up my 10 GB hard drive daily...well, once a week...okay, monthly then...or maybe...


6. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet.


7. When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I won't reply "MS Tech Support."


8. I will read the manual.


9. I will think of a password other than "password."


10. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning.

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