"What kind of car is it, sir?" the valet asks.
"It's got a big S on it, can't miss it."
Sure enough, the valet finds the one with a big S on it and drives it back. The snail gets in and peels off faster than any car the valet had ever seen.
The valet says to his buddy, "Man, look at that S car go."
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