A snail walks into a Cadillac dealer and says to the guy running the place, "I want a custom car that's dressed to the 9's, I want it green with red stripes and I want a raised seat so that I can see aver the wheel and I want a stereo that you can hear from a mile away." The guy replied, "Sure Mr. Snail, we'll have it for you in a week." So a week later and the car is exactly what he wanted, except that there were S's all over the car, there was a big S on the hood, and S's one the doors and and S on the back. They were even etched into the taillights. So the snail asked, "It's great, but what's with all the S's?" The guy running the dealer replied, "Now when people drive by you, the can say, 'look at the Escargot.'"
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