He takes it to a body shop to get it detailed. When he gets there, the owner asks him what he would like done, and he replies, "Could you cover my car with the letter S?" The owner of the shop replies, "Well sure, but that's an odd request. Why the letter S?" The snail replies, "When I go zooming down the street, I want people to exclaim, 'Wow, look at that S car go!'"
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