Skunk Jokes

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1. Aquariums + Gratitude = FISH THANKS!

2. O...

What do you call a stinky pianist with a penchant for both crime and dissonance? [OC]

Felonious Skunk

A mother skunk had two kids that she named In and Out.

A mother skunk had two kids that she named In a...

Three skunks are walking down a road...

And they come to a fork in the road. The first ...

Hawk, lion and a skunk...

Three animals were having a huge argument over ...

A duck and a Skunk

A mommy duck and a baby duck and a mommy skunk ...

A man and wife are driving on the highway at night...

...when he accidentally hits a momma skunk cros...

One day a family of squirrels and a family of skunks are crossing the road...

...a car drives by and hits them. The only surv...

Jim and Sarah were driving around the countryside

when they ran over a skunk. "We better take the...

True story leads to original joke (I think): driving through my neighborhood last night and a skunk started crossing the street in front of me. I brake, swerve, miss him, and think...

"Skunks should go exstink".

I didn't say it...

skunk date

A man and his wife were on the way to a restaur...

A duck and a skunk were sitting next to each other all of a sudden the skunk started crying, the duck asked why and the skunk said "I don't know what I am" the duck replied "Well your black, your white and you smell..."

you must be a Mexican

Man runs over a skunk...

His wife yells at him to drive back to see if i...

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

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A mom and a baby duck cross the road with a mom and a baby skunk

The all cross the road. When they get to the ot...

Duckling and Baby Skunk

There was a mama duck and her duckling walking ...

A couple is driving along when all of a sudden!

The wife yells "Look out!" Husband immediately ...

During lunch at work last week

I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I should...

What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk.

My daughter made this up when she was...

A Ripping Birthday

During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (...

A man sees a skunk on his way home

He picks it up and takes it home, when he gets ...

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Her Boyfriend Blindfolded Her For A Surprise, Boy What A Mistake That Was

During lunch at work last week I ate three plat...

Animal smugglers

A man wants to smuggle a snake and a skunk thro...