...when he accidentally hits a momma skunk crossing with her babies. The wife nags him to pull over and see if any survived. The momma was dead but the babies were alive and cold so the wife nags him to put them in the car to warm up and they continue their drive. Seeing the babies still shivering the wife asks her husband what to do.
"Stick em between your legs, that'll warm em up", he says.
"But what about the smell?", she asks.
"They'll get used to it just like I did!"
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