10. Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 789.
9. Q: How do you make a skunk stop smelling?
A: Pinch it’s nose closed.
8. Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A: It let out a little wine!
7. Q: What did ‘Ronald McDonald’ give ‘Wendy’ for their engagement?
A: He gave her an Onion Ring!
6. Q: What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?
A: ‘B’, because it makes oil…Boil!
5. Q: What did the water say to the boat?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
4. Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.
3. Q: Why did the clock get kicked out of the classroom?
A: It tocked too much…
2. Q: What does a dentist call his X-Rays?
A: Tooth Pics
1. Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him
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