Skunk Jokes

Skunk Jokes

A Skunk and an Opossum

A Tacuazin (opossum) had just crossed the Mexic...

One for the team

An officer is parked across from a crowded bar ...

British prisoners

A Scottish man an Irish man and an English man ...

The good Samaritans

So a couple are driving down the highway. They ...

The Skunk and The Duck

A family of skunks and a family of ducks were c...

Pet skunk

A buddy of mine has a pet skunk. Sleeps with hi...

Two Amish women are walking down the street.

Two Amish woman are walking down the street whe...

Rednecks at the Pearly Gates

Three rednecks in Arkansas are out drinking an...

A couple driving home hit and wounded a skunk on the road.

The wife gets out and brings it back to the car...

Scotland Yard x FBI x Brazilian Police

To settle once and for all the discussions abou...

A skink and a skunk had a baby what did they call it?

Bustamante. After the grandfather.

From the Confessions page of MIT-Boston (ROFL Material)

#8132
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 p...

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in it...

An old married couple are driving down the road.

They run over a mama skunk and the wife insists...

Baked Beans.

One day I met a sweet woman and fell in love. W...

In and Out

(Part joke and part tongue-twister - lots of fu...

A cute one I heard from a friend at work.

Three animals walk into a bar; A duck,a skunk a...

So there's a family of rabbits on the side of the road...

Mommy, Daddy, and Baby Rabbit.
They're hopping ...

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a sk...

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk?

What would you get if you crossed King Kong wit...

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with ...