There was a mama duck and her duckling walking with a mama Skunk and her baby.
They came up to a road, the mamas decide to cross the street first, they both get hit by a car
The baby duck starts crying and saying my mama just died and I do not know what I am.
The baby Skunk says, well you are yellow, have webbed feet and wings you must be a duck. The duckling thanks the baby skunk.
The baby Skunk starts crying now, my mama just died and I do not know what I am.
The duck thinks for a minute and says, we'll you are not white, you are not black, and you stink,
You must be a mexican!
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