Skunk Jokes

Skunk Jokes

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the...

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk?

What would you get if you crossed King Kong wit...

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? ...

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse wit...

Look over there!

Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to h...

What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line?

What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a...

A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out.

A skunk family had two little skunks they calle...

What did one skunk say to another?

What did one skunk say to another? And so do you!

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimm...

What do you call a flying skunk?

What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl...

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certa...

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

What did the judge say when the skunk was on tr...

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a ball...

Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?

Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He ...

Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?

Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? ...

When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When should you feel sorry for a skunk? When it...

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cart...

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp...

Why was the skunk angry?

Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed!

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Be...

What's a skunk's philosophy of life?

What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink...

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew up?

What did the baby skunk want to be when he grew...

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boom...