A man and his wife were on the way to a restaurant one night the husband ran over a mother skunk and she sprayed everywhere even on her baby. The wife is upset and tells her husband to turn around and get the baby skunk because it will surely die because it was freezing out. so he turns around and she gets out of the car and picks the baby skunk up and wraps it up in her jacket and then gets back in the car. They drive a mile or so down the road and the wife says honey this baby is still shivering.Husband says well, try putting the skunk between your legs for body warmth. The wife says,"but what about the awful smell. Husband says ,"just cover its little nose." ( hope i gave ya a smile.)
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