Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear zippers.
Sheep Jokes
Little known fact: most shepards have NO idea how many sheep are in their flock....
Every time they try to count them.....
Why would somebody punch a sheep?
Ewe wouldn't understand.
A missionary goes to Africa...
A missionary goes to Africa and was living with...
Sheep
A Welshman was asked how many sexual conquests ...
Where does virgin wool come from?
Ugly sheep.
Billy at school
The teacher asks Billy, the first grader, quest...
Sick horse
Once upon a time, a horse got really sick, and ...
The Albino and the Black Sheep
A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live w...
What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?
"I am not a crook!"
White priest goes and lives with an African tribe...
He spends his days teaching the way of the lord...
Absentmindedness
SHE—"I consider, John, that sheep are the stupi...
How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass?
Very Satisfying
Why do Scotsmen wear kilts.
Cause a sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Pig Joke
So a man arrives home one night and stumbles th...
A message to the moon
About 1966 or so, a NASA team doing work for th...
Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?
Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd
Topical Jokes for 11/23
(for best results, read in the voice of your fa...
Talking with animals.
A princess was passing by a small farm and sees...
What do Jedi sheep sound like?
Dagobah.
Alabama: where the men are men
and the sheep are scared