Sheep Jokes

Sheep Jokes

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ? A ...

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fle...

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep. That's baaa...

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ...

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely.

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A ...

Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Q: How many Australians does it take to screw i...

An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm.

An accountant is in a car travelling with a far...

Knock Knock Who's there !

Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbara ! Barbara who...

Q.

Q. Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships...

The teacher came up with a good problem.

The teacher came up with a good problem. Suppos...

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort ?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a hol...

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a she...

How do sheep keep warm in winter ?

How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central blea...

Vacay, Baby!

Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
A: The b...

Emotional farm animals

Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep ...

The Calculating Sheepdog

After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in ...

The Calculating Sheepdog

After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in ...

Fractured Fairy Tales

• There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. S...

Sheepishly In Love

Q: What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep...