A princess was passing by a small farm and sees the farmer taking care of his animals, she then decide to have a little chat.
Princess: Good morning Mr. Farmer, that's a cute dog that you have! Mind if I speak with him?
The farmer, a bit confused: Of course, but I'm afraid my dog can't speak, your Highness.
Princess: Hello little dog, how are you?
Dog: I'm very good your Highness!
The farmer looks extremely shocked
Princess: It's this farmer your owner? How does he treat you?
Dog: Yes, he is, your Highness! He treats me real good. Feeds me great food and take me to hunt ducks with him!
The princess then look to the horse and start talking.
Princess: Good morning horse! Are you working hard today?
The horse promptly responds:
Horse: Indeed I am, your Highness! I always work hard along with the farmer!
The farmer is looking absolutely dumbfounded at this point.
Princess: And he treats you good?
Horse:Yes he does! He feeds me with fresh food and brushes me down very often! He also gave me a nice barn where I feel protected at night!
The princess then turns her eyes to the sheep and friendly says:
Hello fluffy sheep! And how you have been treated?
At this moment the farmer starts screaming: THE SHEEP IS A LIAR! THE SHEEP IS A LIAR!
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